March 2012
tunnnelsnakesrule:
I can’t wait for Jesus to come back and just be like “can you guys just stop being dicks to each other for like five minutes” and then kickflip over the sun
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR IN BOX NOW
tacobellsprout:
if i ever go to rome and my experience isn’t identical to lizzie mcguire’s i will be soooo done
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
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mygingernewyear:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to get a candy bar in Rock Bottom while waiting for the bus but the vending machine doesn’t give him his candy and it makes him miss the bus.
February 2012
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
killyourscenes:
hayfuckyou:
Negative asks~
me2
listening to a speech for my speech class… it’s literally an hour long. GGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHH
sadpenis:
a poem entitled “my gps took me through the fucking hood.” written by me